Note to frat whores: Damn your statistics. In the real world, insulting people as they walk by isn't the best way to get them to give you money. The fact that I'm wearing shorts in 60 degree weather is my own business. Calling me a dork in front of a bunch of people sure isn't making me reach into my pocket for my last two quarters.

I'm all about using realistic percentages.

Note to world: a fat frat whore with an annoying voice sitting on her can in a chair holding a sign that says, "Help us out!" sure as hell doesn't make me want to give her any of my money. If you want to raise money, DO SOMETHING.

Bart: Cool [drawing]! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of "Hi and Lois"? Because you are making me laugh. That drawing is worth exactly $750 American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment! Go, go! For the good of the city!
Bart: Loser.
The Day the Violence Died - S7E19

So now maybe after all these years
If you miss me have no fear
I'll be here
I'll be waiting
Simple Plan - I'd Do Anything

I love it when people who are 25 years old act like they're 14.

Winter is going to be so horrible.