Tonight's tabloid headline of note:
Snipers: Their secret gay life - & why it made them kill

Thank you National Enquirer (or whichever tabloid it was) for trivializing the pain and fear surrounding the sniper incidents.

(insert your own colorful expletive here).
I drove all the way to the school for career seminar only to find that the class had been cancelled. It was the only class I have scheduled on Friday, and therefore the only reason I would have to go to campus. At 9am. I could have slept in until about 11. Hate world, revenge soon, take out everyone (V2.0).

P.S. Someone threw egg on my car. You're right Dave, Halloween is really really really frickin retarded.

Snooze. Need more snooze.
The Simpsons - S11E6

This "sentence" came out of my mouth tonight as I was talking to one of my co-workers about school and my plans for the future:

"Who knows, I might change my mind and decide to like, something... I don't know."

I'd like to apologize to my parents, my elementary school teachers, all the people who have encouraged me to be an English teacher...

Want a more cynical look at Walter Mondale? Check Slate.

Comedy Central has the funniest shows, and the worst movies. The worst movies.

Note: Bleach burns.

I saw this picture on one of the MSNBC websites and I immediately thought of my friend Kevin and I thought he may enjoy this photograph. Kevin, here's your moment of zen. For those of you who don't know, the man Bill Clinton is groping is Walter Mondale. If you don't know who Walter Mondale is (ie: if you're like me) then read his bio and further your knowledge.

I feel like an ass.

There's a really cute cat that lives in the apartment above mine. As I was walking to my apartment, I stopped to admire my jack-o-lanterns that Joe and I carved the other night. I heard meowing. I looked up, and there was the cutie kitty, leaning through the railing. The kitty meowed, so I meowed back. We were meowing at each other when my landlord walked up next to me and gave me an amused look. But that didn't make me feel stupid. He said, "You like that cat, huh?" and I was like, "Yeah, it's so cute! But they always leave it out in the cold!" As I was saying this, I looked up onto the porch to see the woman who lives there taking the kitty inside through the sliding glass door. I'm fairly sure she heard me accusing her of kitty neglect. Way to get off on the right foot with the neighbors.

Really though, I have lived here for 2 months now, and I have never seen anyone who lives in the apartments in my, uh, grouping? There are 2 long buildings, facing each other, each 3 floors, with 2 apartment floors and a garage/laundry/basement floor. The buildings are split into groups of 4 apartments, two upstairs/two downstairs. I live in apartment 12-1, and I have never seen any of the people who live in 12-2, 12-3, or 12-4. I don't mind, AT ALL, I just think it's a little odd. Now watch, I'll see all of them later today or something. My life has been that way lately. Stupid wrong color hair dye.

I got bored with my hair colour, so I bought some dye. I purchased "Herbal Essences #55: Feisty Pumpkin" which is the one on the left... but when I actually applied it to my hair, the end result colour looked much more like the one on the right. My friend Roxy says it will fade (she actually said Herbal Essences fades the fastest, and she should know, since she is the queen of red hair) but I think I should get a kinky new 'do (as in cut). Please vote yay or nay, and if you feel the need, please send me an email explaining your opinion.

I didn't want to admit it at first... oh, it's just allergies. Riiiiight, that's why I sound like Lisa Meyers. I think one or two people may know what I mean. I am miserable. BUT, I got a vanilla latte with a double shot of espresso. Think that'll mix okay with my ny-quil caplets?

Life's a bee and then comes more darkroom time. My day is not looking up.

Next quarter's scehdule... give or take

Sorry, I just haven't had much time and nothing that interesting has happened to me in the last couple of days. I swear something's gonna happen soon though, I can feel it. Oh wait, that's just the cold weather wreaking havoc on my lungs. Anyway, interesting news will come sooner or later.

Thanks, Dave, for hooking us up with that wicked retarded Spongebob Squarepants quiz. Apparently, I'm Patrick, the fat pink starfish. But that's oooooooookay.

Nothing else to report... I am not in a good enough mood to come up with anything witty or enjoyable. Sleep well.