Screw Flanders

Friday, February 21

At the risk (hah) of being politically incorrect... damn. Why is it that, flipping past MTV, VH1, and BET, BET is the only one that DOESN'T have a black singer's video on? Justin Timberlake is not black, but apparently must be entertaining to people who enjoy black entertainment television. I want to see the kind of music I like, so y'all rappers stay on your own damn channel and let us honkies have at least one of the other channels for rock. When I see a Zwan video on BET, then I'll sit through 50 Cent on VH1, okay? It sucks that I can't get MTV2. I'm not buying into the new Linkin Park/Saliva/Taproot wave, but I'd rather hear guitars and melody than Ja Rule's "voice." Music preference aside, I'm just voicing my opinion that if black people have to have their own race-centered entertainment channel (BET), then there should be a WET, a PRET, a CET, a MET, a... you see. Equality isn't equality. It's politically correct preference won by whomever is best at manipulating the law to their own advantage. Seriously. And the objectification women (and men) that I see in rap videos is so sick. The racial preference argument is one that will never really be settled, because preference always goes one way or another. If a college is presented with two applicants, one black, one white, both with great academic pasts and identical SAT scores, the college can't choose the white student because that would be exhibiting racial preference. If they choose the black student, they do the politically correct "right thing" by adding diversity to their campus. Yah. YAH. So does that mean that RIT is a horrible place because of the 60 or so people in the photo program I can call by name, only 3 are black? I guess so. I am depriving myself by not going to a school where diversity is more important than academic excellence. Oh wait... NO I'M NOT.

Wow, there are women on a TV show who look like Fabio. I'm not joking. They're complaining that they don't understand why they can't get dates. Maybe because most men don't want to date shemales. There are two of them who could body double for Fabio. Maybe even beat him up. Wow. You know, women can be in shape and work out and feel good about themselves, but when they can pass for the male figure on the front of a romance paperback, that is just wrong and they should not be confused about why men don't want to get it on with them. Just watch The Strong Arms of the Ma. Good stuff, really.

Holy crap. This "No. 1 Delicious Chinese Food in Oswego" is sitting like a freaking bowling ball. The Sesame Chicken is definitely not No. 1, but at least the Lo Mein is not SPAGHETTI. Maybe I'll explain that sometime.

Thursday, February 20

That freakin lesbian video has been on MTV twice in the last 90 minutes. After reading the article, I had hoped t.a.T.u. (or whatever) would be entertaining, or at least show some talent. Nope. It's just wet girls kissing each other.

Wednesday, February 19

After seeing my "digital art" assignment, my teacher asked if my middle name was Andy Warhol. I said, "Yeah, yeah it is. I am Wendy Andy Warhol Peterson-Mitchell."

Two words I don't want to hear again for a long long time: Digital Matching
No wait, I take that back. Change "two words" to "four words" and "for a long long time" to "ever" and read: Digital Matching [and] Howard LeVant

Somebody needs sleep, and that somebody is me.

Tuesday, February 18

I really hope there's an implanted RFID tag in my future. It would be so cool if everything became exactly like it is in Minority Report.
If you're not sure if I'm serious, please click here.

Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!

I am so stupid. I didn't get home from work until 11:30, then I decided to make browines for my class because we're having a big critique today. So I had to take the time to make the brownie mix, then 25 minutes to bake them, and since I was talking to Joe on the phone, I decided to wait another half an hour and put frosting on them. Blahblahblah, I didn't go to sleep until 1:44am, and I had to get up at 7:20am. I am very tired. All I want to do is fall asleep and cry. Or maybe just fall asleep.

Monday, February 17

Wow, M&P is really hard and sucks a whole freaking lot.

Sunday, February 16

So I just looked up the current weather conditions on www.weather.com, and it says that in Rochester, it's 0 degrees, but it feels like -14. YAY. It only feels like -8 in Oswego. The only thing that made me feel better was looking up the weather in Watertown. There, it's -10, and it feels like 30 degrees below zero. There is someplace worse than here.

Wow, for those of you who live in NY (or some other locale forgotten by the sun) and think we have it bad, just look up the weather for Barrow, Alaska when you get depressed about the cold. Right now the fine people of Barrow are experiencing a wind chill of 49 below. Wow. Just wow.