Jennifer Lopez is a giant bitch.

Bowling is fun.

Stoppenzee throwenzee cuppens.

The Scooter Store
"These patients used to be limited by their mobility." Don't you mean IMmobility?
"They chose dependence over limitation." Don't you mean INdependence?
(I know the person is dependent on the wheelchair, but because of the wheelchair, is able to do certain tasks independently, and I believe that stressing independence would be more helpful to selling scooter-chairs.)

It seems that people who are not in a good mood do not appreciate it when you point out that they are not in a good mood.

Oh no.

Damn that Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

"Hell yeah, men buy me things! I shake it, and they love it! Just the other day, a man buyed me a kerasun heater!"
What did I learn from the Jenny Jones show? Stupid hookers don't want diamonds or cars. They just want a kerosene heater that they can brag about on trashy talk shows.

"Whachoo mean what I mean? You know I'm sayin I been wit yo brutha! We bangin, you know? You know wha'am sayin? Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
Ah, the wonderful world of Ricki Lake.

My apologies for not posting. I've been working every day and it's exam week to boot. I'm tired, and cranky, and I don't know what to say. Thanks for your continued viewing of my rantings though. I have to have my final interview for Photo II tomorrow, then my M&P final exam. Time for sleep.