I am determined that for the rest of the day, instead of saying "yes," I will say "sí."

Today's trashy talk show topic: Are you upset because your teen carries a gun?

Until you're ready to run the country, don't assume that you know everything about everything and knock on someone's door just to insult the president.

I guess it's just because I grew up in a different generation, but I think it's funny that Axl Rose is higher on VH1's "100 sexiest artists" list than Ricky Martin. I don't think Ricky Martin is that hot, but I think Axl Rose is kind of creepy looking. Now I'm going to get lynched by 26-34 year old women. And Robert Plant is higher on the list than Mark McGrath. Sugar Ray isn't the coolest, but as far as just looks, I'd say Mark McGrath is one of the best looking singers out there now. Robert Plant is just a really skinny sheep-haired man in very tight pants. (Sorry, Wyatt.) Yes, Mr. Plant does have a nice voice. Some of these lists, I just wonder who votes and what they base their decisions on.

You know, I'm sure at least a couple of people will be mad at me for saying this, but I think Paul Gross and Ricky Martin look alike. Not exactly alike, but similar enough for me to think of one when I see the other.

I like Sheryl Crow's hair the way it is now. She's a pretty lady.

Funny memory name of the day: Chadwick

Wow, my hair is pretty unhealthy. My hair used to be silky and beautiful, and now it's all dry. It's not that bad, compared to a lot of cosmetology students who guinea pig each other, but when I think of how my hair used to be, I get very sad.

This list appears on the BMG Music Service website as essential rock/pop artists whose albums you must own:
Aerosmith
U2
Frank Sinatra
Billy Joel
Matchbox Twenty
Matchbox 20
Sting
Led Zeppelin
Britney Spears
Celine Dion
Elvis Presley
Dave Matthews Band
Madonna
I think it's interesting that you have to own Matchbox Twenty AND Matchbox 20.

So I wake up and come out to the living room to see in a kind of horror that the door to Andy's ferret cage is open. That means there are two ferrets traipsing around the apartment. After checking the area, I sat down carefully at my desk, only to jump back up when I heard a scuttling and a jingling from behind my monitor. Here comes one of the ferrets, sniffing everything, walking back and forth on my keyboard, and then back behind my monitor. Andy had to come out here and "rescue" me by scolding the ferrett and putting it safely back in its cage. "There's still one more out here somewhere, but Spaz isn't so curious," he told me. "Haha, yeah, Spaz, that's good," I mumbled. The ferrets are cute, but when they just unexpectedly come walking out from behind my computer, I don't like that. And I used to know a guy with a really mean ferrett. Andy says these ones are really nice and don't bite or anything, but I'm still quite wary of them. If they were all downy soft like my hamster, I might have tried to pick one up, but they have this weird coarse fur that's not delicious to touch. Anyway, they're both in the cage now, and I feel bad for being the cause of their caging, but mingia, if I had known the ferrets and been comfortable with them, fine, but it's very odd to just wake up and have a ferret on your keyboard. Good times.

I hate the fact that my eyes water a lot when I yawn, and everyone thinks I'm crying.

Eminem has unveiled his new clothing line, Shady Ltd., and starting in April, fans can buy items from the rapper's new collection at Macy's, Bloomingdales and Lazarus stores. What can be expected from Slim's new line? Anything from a $25 T-shirt to a $100 velour jogging suit.
Super.

MY website recommendation for the day: Growing up with Candace

"There are quite a few wireless mouse options on the market, but this package is all inclusive, even batteries! I haven't experienced any problems so far and it basically installed itself on my computer. I've seen some of the other, pricier versions on my friends' computers and they seem to react a bit better, but the difference is negotiable." - a review found on target.com
Yeah, honey, the word's NEGLIGIBLE. Gaffes like that really suck, because that review came tantalizingly close to being well written (disregarding the "even batteries!" part).

Just think how uncomfortable underpants would be if they were made to be disposable.