Damn jerky customers. Damn them.

"At times, you can be self-centered, and tend to overlook that others might have a different point of view. When they do, you can become stubborn and intolerant. Also, since you are slightly unorganized and unsettled, you are capable of driving others crazy."
Yep, that's me.

The commercial where James Earl Jones is dancing all around really makes me uncomfortable for some reason. I mean, that's not really him breakdancing, right?

"It means, "The roach can't walk anymore, because she doesn't have any more marijuana to smoke.' Yeah. But when they teach it to kids in America, they just end with "Nanananananana." The cockroach is a pothead." - Selma Hayek on Late Night with Conan O'Brien

I want a puppy. A teeny tiny baby puppy.

"Oh yeeeah, Ah nine muths preggant, but Ah steel drank mah ekkahawl, Ah steel pop mah peels! It's a toast to mah baby every day! Sho can't hurt mah baby! Utha people got babies ain't hurt none so mah baby's fine and you ain't got nuthin' say 'bout it! What! Shut up, haters! Shut up!" - some infuriating ho who claims to think that drinking and smoking will HELP her baby.
There really needs to be some legislation and enforcement to stop these people from becoming pregnant.

Too bad my good friend Mr. LookingForAJob King doesn't still live in Oswego. I got gas at the Kwik Fill and when I went in to pay, the guy at the counter said, "Nice weather, huh? I'm sick of this weather. So, do you want to work here? We're hiring." I told him I live in Rochester and he was like, "Humm, yeah, that would be a long commute... Do you know anyone who needs a job?" So I guess they're pretty desperate. Too bad Matt's not having quite the same luck in Jaytown.

"They make the goddamn buttons [on digital cameras] so small. What ass came up with this?!" - Owen Butler

Meth is bad, mmmkay?
"About a month ago, ex-addict Penny Wood avoided a prison term by agreeing to let authorities use these before-and-after photos of her to steer people away from the ravages of methamphetamine use. Now, she regrets the deal, saying the fliers have become an embarrassment for her, her children and grandchildren." (AP Photo/Pekin Times, Tazwell County State's Attorney)

So apparently, embarrassment is worse than JAIL.
taken from Jett's blog

Stupid soap opera line of the day: Oh come on! Tony probably forgot the video-enhanced palm pilot was even on!

Wendolene17: i have 40% of Dog of Death
Rhettbutler81: i have 0% of my bemby
Rhettbutler81: and it makes me sad

Oh man, rumors that Brendan Fraser will be playing Superman? I'd pay money to NOT see that.

I just saw a PSA that claims "1 in 3 Americans who are infected with HIV/AIDS don't know they're infected." If the people don't know they're infected, how can someone know they don't know? Unless maybe doctors test people who end up being positive for HIV and then lie and say they're not just so that public service organizations can have these statistics.

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While calling names for attendance, my drawing teacher apologized for mispronouncing names and said she has no problem using students' preferred nicknames.

Teacher: "Xiang Zuh... um, Zuhow..."
Student #1: "Phillip."
Teacher: "I'm sorry?"
Student #1: (Heavily accented English) "You please can call me by Phillip?"
Teacher: "Okay... Jennifer Carson?"
Student #2: "Here. Uh, can you call me by my middle name? Xavier?"

Phillip, fine, maybe that's just his Americanized version of his name. But some fat goth chick who wants us to call her Xavier? I need a little icon with rolling eyes.

Normally the red digital signs along the roads leading into RIT's campus say things like, "Welcome to RIT," or "LSAT testing 7:30am Bldg. 4."
This morning they flashed, "Caution --DEER--."

You know, when people pronounce the word "peanuts," they really should be more careful to enunciate. It freaks me out when I hear the news anchor say, "Next... a medical breakthrough that may help protect people allergic to penis."

I have loosed the ferrets. God help us.

Wendy got new tires!
Wendy got new tires!
(to the beat of "I am Evil Homer")
Stupid cheap possibly defective new tires to replace my old definitely defective tires!
BUT FREE! YAY!

Oh my word, I just about died this morning. I managed to make it here TWO MINUTES EARLY this morning (it may well be the only time this quarter that I arrive within 10 minutes of the beginning of class) and I saw a sign hanging on the wall that says, "All seamless backdrops must be removed from storage by Feb. 28 or they will be thrown away." I almost barfed. I didn't have a reason to go up to the 4th floor the last 2 weeks of last quarter, so I never saw those signs. So that means I spent forty humping dollars on a 9 foot wide seamless, used it once, then it was thrown away. WONDERFUL. But then Kory came around the corner and said, "Hey, Roomie!" and I said, "Oh my gosh, did they really throw away all the seamless backdrops?" He was like, "Yeah...... but don't worry, I have yours." Apparently he was the one who was assigned to clean out the storage area, he saw mine, and took it for me. What a nice guy. I really wish I hadn't bought a 9 foot one though, because now how the frick am I supposed to transport it around? Dang. Anyway, so we had to be here at 8, and Owen only talked until 8:40. So now I have nothing to do until 2pm. Guess I'll go home, because there ain't much to do around here. It's always dead the first couple days of the quarter. Worst post ever.

I have to admit that I am a little bit excited about going back to classes today.