I read on a news website: "It looks like capitalization and spacing is no good any more for Fred Durst. He posted a message on Limp Bizkit's Web site saying the band will now be known as limpbizkit with no capitals and no space between words. He gives no reason for the change."
I understand that it really says: "Hellooooo, my name is Fred Durst and I want attention."

Thanks to "Weekly World News," I had this gem to ponder while I was at work:
Bizarre comparisons stun rap music world - Is Eminem the Antichrist?

I like sleep.

oh no res-q your hose has been disconnected!!
OTHER PROSTITUTES guess who stole the police wallet before immolation!! THE ANSWER IS ME
Thanks, Dave, for these fun times.

An astonishing 45% of poll respondents on MSN believe that females serving in the armed forces should be exempt from fighting at the front lines or in hand to hand combat.

Wow. I got a hit from www.aol.fr by someone searching for "photo de ja rule et les 50 cent." I happened to be the first result on the list the search engine came up with. I hope the person wasn't upset, considering the original text of the blog post they viewed read, "When I see a Zwan video on BET, then I'll sit through 50 Cent on VH1, okay? It sucks that I can't get MTV2. I'm not buying into the new Linkin Park/Saliva/Taproot wave, but I'd rather hear guitars and melody than Ja Rule's 'voice.'"

48% of poll respondents on MSN believe that this war will lead to more terrorism in the US.

Are you in love with my dad? Do you think he is a cool guy? Click here too see some "environmental portraits" of my old man.

I just got a hilarious email from my mom. Here's an excerpt:
Alan wants to go to concert in Rochester (APPLE hall or some such place???) with Sweet Charlotte (???) on Tues. middle of April.  Obviously, Mary was not just full of straight details, but they woould be willing to drive him TO Rochester if he had someone to go with....Interested?   A little?...
Sweet Charlotte. Hmmmm, if they're anything like GOOD Charlotte, I don't wanna go.

I finally got my printer today. The box is all banged up and the packing styrofoam on one end was broken into three pieces, but no worries, the packing tape says right on it, "Sealed with pilfer resistant tape." PILFER RESISTANT! Take that, would-be thieves.

If you've been following the Dixie Chicks' saga - and based upon the traffic and comments, in the days just before the war, few were concerned with much else - you know that after Natalie Maines slammed President Bush in London, she apologized the next day.

Well, we have all been led astray: the apology printed on the band's website and in the media was written by some record label hack. This is what she really said:

....I hope everyone understands, I'm just a young girl who grew up in Texas. As far back as I can remember, I heard people say they were ashamed of President Clinton. I saw bumper stickers calling him everything from a pothead to a murderer. I heard people on the radio and tv like Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott bad mouthing the President and ridiculing his wife and daughter at every opportunity.

I heard LOTS of people disrespecting the President. So I guess I just assumed it was acceptable behavior.

....I realize it's wrong to have a liberal opinion if you're a country music artist. I guess I should have thought about that before deciding to play music that attracts hypocritical red necks.

I also realize now that I'm supposed to just sing and look cute so our fans won't have anything to upset them while they're cheating on their wives or getting in drunken bar fights or driving around in their pickup trucks shooting highway signs and small animals.

And most important of all, I realize that it's wrong for a celebrity to voice a political opinion, unless they're Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charleton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O'Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad or Jesse Ventura.