Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter.

I accidentally hit upon a nest of what I thought would be perfect apartments... A one bedroom apartment for $288! That's unheard of! But then I called, only to find out that they have a 2-3 year waiting list for all of their apartments. DANGITY MCDANG!

Why does "on hold" music have to suck so much?

May. 15 - A Buffalo State College student was arraigned Thursday morning in state supreme court in Buffalo on second-degree murder charges. 19-year-old Colleen Smith of Webster is accused of killing her newborn baby back in March.
(Buffalo-AP) -- Prosecutors alledge that Smith gave birth in her dorm room and then put the infant in a plastic bag and tossed her in a dumpster. If convicted, Smith faces 25 years to life.
How the bloody hell is that different from abortion? How the bloody hell?
Update, Friday May 16, 11:28pm: Far's I'm concerned, killing's killing, no matter whether a person's partly formed in the womb or 65 years old. There's still a willful desire to end a life that is not one's own. Born or not, it's all homicide.

"Walker: Texas Ranger" and "Passions"
Tied for worst show ever.

Rhettbutler81: i am a conifer
Wendolene17: am i decidious tree?
Rhettbutler81: i don't know
Rhettbutler81: but i am a conifer because i am pining for you

Dennis Rodman married Michelle Moyer on Tuesday in a private civil ceremony in Newport Beach, the Los Angeles Times reported. Rodman, who played for the Detroit Pistons, Chicago Bulls, San Antonio Spurs, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks, said the "real wedding" will take place June 14 on the beach in front of his house.

"Everybody's invited," Rodman said. "We will have a ceremony and a concert too!"

That may not be great news for police who have been called to his home more than 70 times because of loud parties.

Rodman met Moyer, 36, in a bar four years ago and have two children together: a son, D.J., 2; and a daughter, Trinity, 1.
They have separate residences two miles apart in Newport Beach and don't plan on changing their living arrangement.

"We won't live together," said Rodman, who's been married twice before. "I like it like that. She and the kids come over on weekends."

I don't know what is up with these freakin headaches. I would think it was allergies, but I haven't really had the sneezing or sinus pressure or anything. I'm sick of popping ibuprofen.

Crest Whitestrips SUCK ASS.

I've gotten a lot of search engine hits in the last few days, including "James Earl Jones breakdancing," "Venus Williams public service announcement," and "buy a velour jogging suit for a man."

WAHOO!!! Nice to be back! (my DSL had been down since 6 o'clock last night... as Moe would say, "That was a scary couple of hours.")

Inactivity blamed for teen obesity

The caption for this picture reads, "Teens walk to the cafeteria for lunch at New Image Weight Loss Camp on July 19, 2002 in Reeders, Penn."
Before reading the caption, I immediately noticed the girl in the center, then the girl on the right. After reading the caption, I noticed the girl on the left. What the $&#% is she doing at a Weight Loss Camp?!

CSI: Miami desparately wants to be what it's not... CSI.

Finally, someone who isn't afraid to say what they think.

"Loved it despite absence of flubber... glaven?"

When banks compete, you win.

Cutting off an inch or two every six weeks keeps hair healthy. No matter how gentle you are with hair, the tips get brittle. Trimming is a smart move, not a sacrifice.
I don't know whose freaking hair grows "an inch or two" in 6 weeks... mine sure doesn't. In the last 8 months, my hair's probably only grown about 4 inches.

Frickin internet banking. Trying to screw me out of $3.00...