Went to Rochester today... Looked at one skank-nasty apartment, looked at one BOOYAH, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE apartment. The BOOYAH one is actually cheaper and in a better neighborhood. It must be my lucky day. Wonder when I'm moving.

Well doesn't this just make my life worthwhile?

No. No it does not. Art is good, don't get me wrong, but figuring that probably about $60-70 of that $800,000 came out of my tuition burns me. I didn't vote for any beautification. If you want to go to a school for its beauty, you're going for the wrong reasons. You go for what's inside, not what's outside.

Update: Kodak shuts down single-use camera operation in Rochester. I live in a dying city.

I have 3 hours and 15 minutes to write a 10 page paper and I can't freaking concentrate. I'm going nuts here.

Update, 6pm, theoretical deadline for that paper: Yeah, so 4 pages. Uh, don't think that'll cut it. Lucky she cancelled class tonight. Hopefully I can finish it pretty soon and she won't mind.

Mmm... sodomy.

You know, I'm not all about gay sex or anything like that, but I can't believe that there were ever laws making it illegal for people to have anal sex. I believe the article says that there are still laws in 9 states making anal sex illegal for both homosexual and heterosexual partners. Well shite. Is it anyone's business to know what's going on in people's bedrooms? (or living rooms, or kitchen counters, or pool tables...)

I currently have no political stance on whether gay couples should share the same rights as heterosexual couples, but man, if people want to get it on in the poop chute, it's nunna my bidness.

So this new Blogger design... uh, it's nice. I guess. Not like I had much choice in the matter.

What is the origin/meaning of the phrase "May-December romance"?

I don't really ever get weird google hits like "stinky donkey pr0n" or "moldy pickle juice fetish" but here are two I did get yesterday:

"homer yahoo quote crap fox"
"sound of someone puking"

The first one I remembered immediately. The second one I had to look up, and I was sorry I did, because it was about Joe's annoying suitemates. Glad we won't have to deal with them anymore.

Love is suicide.

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Well dang, I guess God knew what he was doing, because I have brown eyes.

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P.S. This is not entirely true. It was more like "heard," not "saw." But who hasn't? Wait, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

THE CHAIR IS MINE!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!

Too bad I don't get to sit in it for another 2 months... It's living at Joe's sister's apartment, because there ain't no room here. I got the checkered cushion and I didn't let her talk me into buying the footstool. Boo-yah.

I have come to the conclusion that Matt King is a liar.

At 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, I will find out if I can get that luscious papasan chair. I am keeping my fingers crossed. Figuratively.

Update, 25 min. later: Dammit. Are you ever a day late and a dollar short? Well, it looks like I'm a day late and about $80 short. Dammit.

Sweet. I got a hit to my site by someone googling for "justin timberlake" "not black."