Screw Flanders

Saturday, July 5

These are the kind of blogs that should be randomly deleted:

hey today wasnt that bad i guess.. i went ova my uncles house 4 a lil bit lol it was fun playin cards n talkin about shyt lol my family is CrAzY then we had a water fight o0o shyt uncle fredo... lol..

Maybe using "NextBlog" isn't such a good idea.

I am the #1 google response for the search string "Venus Williams Public Service." I like how it strings things together, because this is what the search result says: "Why does Venus Williams wear her ... this public service announcement brought to you by Wendy at 5:54 PM Sunday, September 8 ... Kind of misleading, eh?

The fireworks we saw last night definitely weren't the best ever, but Matt took us out on his boat earlier in the evening and that was very fun. Also, a couple of guys from high school that I hadn't seen for a long time showed up with their girlfriends. It was nice to see them.

I hope all Joe wants to do today is sleep and/or nap. I think it has a lot to do with the weather, but I just constantly feel beat. Hopefully nothing stressful will happen today. I guess I might as well go back to sleep now, and wait until he gets home from work.

Friday, July 4


I am less than 50% anal-retentive about most things, but when it comes to grammar, I am 100% anal-retentive. So of course, it infuriates me that they have made a mistake right in this stupid box that I am putting on my blog.

Thursday, July 3

Hah.

F*ckity f*ck f*ck.

I am just in a bad mood right now, for no particular reason. Maybe it's because of this:
"It's international cuisine – all of which is prepared fresh on board – will please even the most discerning passenger."

Too bad I'm more discerning about your poor grammar than your international cusine

Holy frick, it's going to be hot today. The weather channel says "Sunny, 88." Not partly sunny, not mostly sunny. SUNNY. If only my job let me be outside, I could get some more tan. (Instead of only having it on my forearms, mostly the left one, from driving with my arm out the window.)

You know, I was just looking at my archives, and I used to blog these funny stories about how people who came to the store were so stupid. Since I do not work at the store anymore, I no longer have any stories about stupid people. I could recall old stories that I never told, but that's just not as good. It's good when it's fresh.

I signed the lease for my apartment, and wrote a check for $502.50 to carry me through the end of August. My apartment is "Apt. A" because he let me choose whether I wanted the apartments to be "1 & 2" or "A & B." My last apartment was 1, so I wanted this one to be A. Now I can order my checks and address labels. I like the novelty of getting new checks. Sure it wears off relatively quickly, but hey, the joy is there for a little while.

Yeah, so I was planning to go to work at 8 this morning, but I didn't roll out of bed until 8:15 and here it is 8:49. Meh. I'll go when I get good and ready. Which is right now. Plaster and drywall, here I come!

Wednesday, July 2

Update on "twits" post: Oh man, I missed THE PLEDGE the first time. Gawd. People are such hamsters.

You have got to be kidding me!!!!!! I just heard on the radio that the new guitarist for "A Perfect Circle" is going to be
JAMES IHA!
Pardon me, while I go have sex with anything that I can pretend is James Iha.
I am just kidding.
Not about the first part, the second part.
I enjoy both James Iha and "A Perfect Circle" and would love to see them come together and make beautiful music.

I got a job!

I'm spending today working at Joe's brother's apartment building, tearing down old drywall and plaster and stuff like that. Whoo! Manual labour!

Tuesday, July 1

I like journals. I recommend Journals Unlimited. They're neat.

On the AIM Today window, this article was posted as "Never Trust a Lover." However, when you go to the article, it is titled "Never Trust a Lover Who Can't Sustain a Houseplant." I love things that are misleading.

Monday, June 30

Apparently at least two of the twits girls I go to school with believe in this tripe.




This is the phone that I'm getting for when I move back to Rochester.

I'm going to have T-mobile because it has the best rate plan, most minutes...
Hopefully their service is good and I like the phone.
The promotional offer is that the phone, charger, hands-free earpiece, camera, and car charger are free after a rebate.


I wonder what my new phone number will be.



Update: Here is another phone that I do not like as much at all, (I really want a flip-phone) but all specs are comparable and this one's rebate makes it free PLUS I would get $100 for my pocket. Decisions, decisions.

Well, the apartment is mine now. I do feel a slight tinge of anxiety, like maybe I rushed into choosing this one without looking at enough apartments. But on the other hand, I really don't think I'd find another one as nice for the same price. And I like the (seemingly) quiet neighborhood, and the people who own the house seem very nice. I guess I am moving in on July 14, the first day of my class. I'll move my belongings in gradually I guess. We'll see.

Sunday, June 29

I got paid $20 just for giving my grandpa a ride to Wal-Mart so he could buy a new battery for his car and then to his friend's house where he had to take in the mail and water the plants. Twenty dollars. I had to spend almost $10 on new wiper blades, but hey, easy money sure is nice. And my grandpa is so sweet. So very sweet.