I just don't understand how she keeps her pubes and asscrack from showing.
The pubes she can shave, but the asscrack - does she putty it? Because it has got to be hanging out.

This proves that the Yankees are just plain evil.

Record for Jul 10, 2003

11:22 pm - Arrived at Sort Facility - INDIANAPOLIS IN
10:22 pm - Left FedEx Ramp - JAMAICA NY
8:50 pm - Left FedEx Origin Location - MASPETH NY
5:29 pm - Picked up by FedEx - MASPETH NY

I'm thinking two things. First, wow. Someone drove from Long Island to Indiana in an hour? Second, why would a package being delivered from New York state TO New York state leave New York state?

Britney Spears: I'm not a virgin

If this is news, actual real news, to ANYONE, the world will end in 5 seconds.

Nice to know the new and improved Bravenet is keeping on top of things. Bastards.
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It's freakin' $9.95 a month to upgrade to "pro" and remove the ads. Damn you Bravenet! (you too, ebay!)

The dress I just voted for on "Today Throws a Wedding" costs $4,990. I can only imagine what the other dresses cost. When they were modeling them on the show yesterday, Katie Couric asked the lady who picked the 4 dresses how much they cost, and the lady said, "I can't say that, but we weren't cheap. These are designer dresses." Well yeah, $4,990 at Bergdorf Goodman sure isn't cheap. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to get married on TV, and I sure wouldn't want to have every single thing about my wedding picked by someone other than me, but it must be nice to have everything paid for. EVERYTHING. I need money. I should probably go to work now, instead of wasting my life in front of the idiot box. (Does whiskey count as beer?)

Here's a headline from MSN.com:
Former local pastor accussed of sexual abuse
I like it when I'm accussed of things.

For grammar morons.

For the record, I do not think Strong Bad is funny. Or at least not as funny as some of my friends think he is.

Susan Lucci is a robot.

"It's a nice idea," said Stephanie Faul, a spokeswoman for the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety in Washington. "But I would like to point out there is a communication device already attached to your car - it's called a turn signal - and some people don't even use that."

From an article about a guy who wants to attach a little light to everyone's car with which they can flash "please" (one flash), "thank you" (two), and "I'm sorry" (three).

I was reading tips on how to save money by increasing a car's fuel economy and this was one of the pointers:

Get the junk out of the trunk. A weighed-down car uses more fuel. For every extra 250 pounds your engine hauls, the car loses about one mile per gallon in fuel economy. Carry only the basic emergency equipment and items you really need.

I want to know how many people are carrying around TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS of stuff that, "Oh wow, you know, I guess I really don't need that in my car..."

Awesome. I just found out that I will be about 7 minutes from both Walmart and Wegmans when I move back to Rochester. Neatos.

Today's awesome search phrase: "shit molasses cookies"

What my blog actually says: (Better Than A Hat Made Of Shit Something really ... 2) Molasses cookies and Swedish Fish don't make good bedfellows.)