"Japanese scientists seeking to clone prehistoric wooly mammoths were preparing their first frozen DNA samples Tuesday in bid to bring the beasts back to life."

Keep screwing around with it. Maybe you can create Jurassic Park.

I took my brother out for ice cream. But he paid. Nice of him, wasn't it? Oregon Blackberry Cheesecake is the best flavor ever. I don't do anything interesting anymore.

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Bravenet is really a giant ball of shit since they "revamped." I have it set as a visit counter, not a hit counter so why - WHY - would it do this?

My car smells like a rabid duck's ass and there's a huge grease stain that even the car seat can't cover.
from Jett's blog

Normally I am annoyed and frustrated by the stupid subject titles of junk emails, like the ones Ryan uses for poetry. However, I saw one today that I found amusing. It said:
RE:commendation RUIN ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME

"It looks like things are getting pretty darn serious for the blonde couple du jour, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. Gossip mills are claiming that he is so in love with his new gal pal, he's even flown his mother (Lynn Harless) from her Tennessee home all the way to Florida to meet Diaz."

From Tennessee all the way to Florida?!!!!!

Is it just me or is this a horrible step in the wrong direction? Does anyone remember a time when segregation was our country's #1 evil?

D'oh. Caricature Man has informed me that some of my archive links are bad and perhaps republishing my blog will fix that. I don't want to republish my blog, because that applies my current template to all of my old posts. Then my past posts are no longer accurately displayed, because they are surrounded by template changes I had not yet made. Am I being silly? Maybe. But I don't want to change it all. But I don't want bad archive links. D'oh. Or perhaps b'oh.

Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but...I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[flicks a switch]
[one of the TV monitors shows the Simpsons in the TV room]
Homer: [not Homer's voice] I do not miss Bart at all.
Marge: [not Marge's voice] I am glad he's gone.
Lisa: [almost Lisa's voice] As am I.
Homer: [drops a sandwich] B'oh!
Bart: It's probably my imagination, but something about them didn't seem quite right.
Burns: Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
[walks into a nearby room and shuts the door. A TV set of the Simpsons living room has been set up.]
People, that was all wrong. Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh", he says [checks script] "D'oh"!

07/23/03 07/21/03 00401779856 NYSTA 50 06:40:50 47 07:14:54
34 minutes, 4 seconds

07/21/03 07/18/03 00401779856 NYSTA 47 18:18:29 50 18:52:37
34 minutes, 8 seconds

07/15/03 07/14/03 00401779856 NYSTA 50 07:12:13 47 07:46:37
34 minutes, 24 seconds

Pretty consistent, I'd say. That's how long it takes me to get from NYSTA exit 50 (Williamsville Toll) to NYSTA exit 47 (Le Roy), about 39 miles.

Bobe Hope is died.

My Mormon name is Brendy Pertheina Marne'.
What's yours?

This article is titled "Is monogamy a myth?" It should be titled "There is nothing wrong with being a complete slut and enjoying it."