This article really creeps me out.

Today is my last day of being "home for the summer." I packed my crap yesterday and Joe is packing his today. Tonight we're going up to Rochester and tomorrow we're going out to his sister's for some Labor Day Weekend fun. I just hope it's not frickin freezing like today.

I might not be able to blog again for a while, because I'm going to be staying with Joe this coming week, and he said his internet probably won't be hooked up until Thursday... Boo. For those of you who are done with school, good for you. For those of you who aren't, I feel your pain.

I might get a job at Subway, and then I'll be able to tell stories about dumb customers again. That will be good times. Hopefully this school year won't suck too much ass. Here's to more "learning."

This list is really funny... I don't think I have ever posted a link to it before. I don't remember where I found the link in the first place. I think Jett's blog.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Wendolene17: how did your mysterious dinner go?
scROOgeMonKEY29: Ha
scROOgeMonKEY29: it was good
Wendolene17: was it mysterious?
scROOgeMonKEY29: it wasn't too mysterious, however, I still don't quite understand what the whole deal was about
Wendolene17: was it sexy?
Wendolene17: or platonic?
scROOgeMonKEY29: I think more platonic
scROOgeMonKEY29: it's not like we were fucking on the table

"flanders beef patties"
"andy warhol bowling ball"
"dunkirk n.y. drunk"

(I laughed so hard at that last one because it makes so much sense. Ya gotta know Dunkirk. Which, luckily, I really don't.)

Damn you Bravenet! Quit changing your crap!

I got to play with the wee ones today (Joe's neice and nephew). They're pretty adorable. Alan is 3 years old and Madilyn is 5 months.

I had a good time at Randy and Laura's last night watching "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers." It wasn't anywhere near the same as seeing it on the big screen, but I still like TTT better than TFOTR (got that?). I nearly forgot to say a hearty goodbye to Wyatt, but luckily Joe reminded me and I ran back to give him a hug. I am so sad that Randy and Laura get to be married and I don't yet. DAMN IT!

I made brownies yesterday just to take to Randy and Laura's and I forgot them here, so now we have a giant plate full of brownies to consume. D'oh.

Today is a boring day. I hope Joe wants to sleep when he gets home.

This is a great response to Michael Mooooooooore's "Bowling for Columbine." It's called "Bowling for Bullshit."

From an amusing article about a whale jumping onto a boat: "They were eventually towed to dry land after using a mobile phone to ring for help." Ring for help. Silly Brits.

Today's search phrases:
"simpsons food box go or no go"
"philips hp170 blog" (for which I am the #1 result)
"flanders asheville"
"stealing women shoes"